NYC READING/SIGNING EVENT FRIDAY, MAY 3 @ 5 P.M.

  Dears, I sure am hoping to see you on FRIDAY, MAY 3, @ 5 p.m. at Le Poisson Rouge on Bleecker Street. It’s seems right that a mermaid would appear at a place called the red fish. Lots of love, Ole Gal

Hair Cut and Cousins

Yes, yes, and yes. I can spell correctly, here: Sorry For The Slight Inconvenience 2 Days Ago. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THAT WAS INCONVENIENT! So, yesterday I got a buzz-cut. It looks so cool, but i still think it makes me look like a bully. List: -Yesterday, I stayed at home until like…

I WANT TO LIVE IN CHARLOTTESVILLE!

My today: -Hotel Breakfast, I had waffles -Hopped in da’ horrible car of badness -We drove off to New Dominion Books for Mommy’s book reading -Then we ate lunch at some italian resturant -Then we hopped in the car again (I hate sitting down) -After a while we ended up in Palm Ira (Palmyra) and…