Dear Alzheimer’s Disease, Here’s the thing I hate about you: You kill twice. First the mind, then the body. You are meaner than a crocodile. Actually, I don’t think crocodiles are that mean. They kill when they are hungry. You just eat away at random memories until they are gone, and the shell of a…

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Dear Sea of Lonely,  I wish you would stop rising up in me. Good thing that I also have a well of courage to counteract your waves. It’s been almost one year since Beau moved to Juniper. He’s in the right place, but ever since then, I have been lost. I can’t stand the thought…