Negotiating Flatware: Why Dinner at a Restaurant is So Unappetizing

I hate going out to dinner. There, I said it – and bolded it. Conversely, I have always loved going out to breakfast and lunch. I’ve finally decided to decipher this discrepancy and offer up a formal defense of my last-meal-of-the-day loathing. Being on the verge of 50 gives me free rein to eschew when and where I am…